{"id":1317,"date":"2010-07-12T08:58:23","date_gmt":"2010-07-12T00:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=1317"},"modified":"2010-07-12T16:50:43","modified_gmt":"2010-07-12T08:50:43","slug":"whoo-boobs-on-a-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=1317","title":{"rendered":"Whoo! Boobs on a Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know I promised this Sunday (or my name is Mud, which it is, apparently) but our internet crashed some time around midnight and I was unable to upload the new goods \ud83d\ude41 Either way, I&#8217;m here now and I promise-promise that I&#8217;ll try harder to be more consistent with uploads- new schedule and hours be damned.<\/p>\n<p>In other news, it&#8217;s Monday and we&#8217;re out of coffee. I&#8217;m drinking the instant kind that tastes like over sweetened, bitter crap, and I&#8217;m feeling downright murderous. Ah well, at least the floor&#8217;s quiet. &#8216;Morning all! See you soon.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/boob-action4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1327\" title=\"boob action\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/boob-action4-529x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"529\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/boob-action4-529x1024.jpg 529w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/boob-action4-155x300.jpg 155w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 529px) 100vw, 529px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/boob-action2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1316\" title=\"boob action2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/boob-action2-1024x654.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"655\" height=\"418\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/boob-action2-1024x654.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/boob-action2-300x191.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=o2I84-A9duY\">Cue music!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know I promised this Sunday (or my name is Mud, which it is, apparently) but our internet crashed some time around midnight and I was unable to upload the new goods \ud83d\ude41 Either way, I&#8217;m here now and I promise-promise that I&#8217;ll try harder to be more consistent with uploads- new schedule and hours [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[13,14,15],"class_list":["post-1317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-never-for-moneyalways-for-love","tag-blots","tag-shits-and-giggles","tag-true-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1317"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1321,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1317\/revisions\/1321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}