{"id":1354,"date":"2010-07-28T00:49:14","date_gmt":"2010-07-27T16:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=1354"},"modified":"2010-07-28T00:49:14","modified_gmt":"2010-07-27T16:49:14","slug":"6-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=1354","title":{"rendered":"6 Words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh yes, and before I manage to forget again, lemme share with you all the illustrations I did for my friend <a href=\"http:\/\/migsmarfori.tumblr.com\/\">Mig&#8217;s<\/a> word stories (or as I like to call &#8217;em: &#8220;flash fiction&#8221;) &#8211; Tadaaa!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/page1-gray.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1355\" title=\"page1 gray\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/page1-gray-711x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"569\" height=\"819\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/page1-gray-711x1024.jpg 711w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/page1-gray-208x300.jpg 208w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 569px) 100vw, 569px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/page-2gray.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1356\" title=\"page 2gray\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/page-2gray-697x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"558\" height=\"819\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/page-2gray-697x1024.jpg 697w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/page-2gray-204x300.jpg 204w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 558px) 100vw, 558px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;m quite pleased with the turn out of these pictures, I must say. They are pretty, aren&#8217;t they?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">These are box-illustrations, but I&#8217;m going to go out on a limb here and let you interpret which illustration matches with the intended story&#8230; except for the one with the naked lady wearing a helmet and sitting on a posture stool. I have NO idea what I was thinking with that one. Anyhow, here you go. Like so:<\/p>\n<h3>She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s happy not knowing the answers.<\/h3>\n<h3>They shared a passion for words.<\/h3>\n<p><strong>Not what I wanted to hear.<\/strong><\/p>\n<h3>I must have done something right.<\/h3>\n<h3>The proof is on her neck.<\/h3>\n<h3>Found true love in a bathroom stall.<\/h3>\n<p><strong>Promise: I won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t put it in.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Can we please stop using condoms?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t live up to the hype.<\/strong><\/p>\n<h3>She lied about being a virgin.<\/h3>\n<h3>To be active is to count.<\/h3>\n<p>OR, you can check out the article itself over at <a href=\"http:\/\/new-slang.com\/2010\/07\/less-is-more-don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t-you-think\/\">New Slang<\/a>! Huzzah!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh yes, and before I manage to forget again, lemme share with you all the illustrations I did for my friend Mig&#8217;s word stories (or as I like to call &#8217;em: &#8220;flash fiction&#8221;) &#8211; Tadaaa! I&#8217;m quite pleased with the turn out of these pictures, I must say. They are pretty, aren&#8217;t they? These are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-1354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-never-for-moneyalways-for-love","tag-dramedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1357,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1354\/revisions\/1357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}