{"id":1913,"date":"2011-02-03T10:02:13","date_gmt":"2011-02-03T02:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=1913"},"modified":"2011-02-03T10:02:13","modified_gmt":"2011-02-03T02:02:13","slug":"mmmmrg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=1913","title":{"rendered":"Mmmmrg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1914\" title=\"Hourlies\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Hourlies-1024x972.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"491\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Hourlies-1024x972.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Hourlies-300x285.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Hourlies.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 491px) 100vw, 491px\" \/>At the risk of whining and wringing my sorry ass out to dry, I&#8217;m going to shut up and simply apologize for my lack of comics.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I will get my act together, I promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>At the risk of whining and wringing my sorry ass out to dry, I&#8217;m going to shut up and simply apologize for my lack of comics. I will get my act together, I promise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[13,7,15],"class_list":["post-1913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-never-for-moneyalways-for-love","tag-blots","tag-dramedy","tag-true-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1913"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1915,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913\/revisions\/1915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}