{"id":1946,"date":"2011-02-09T16:37:17","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T08:37:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=1946"},"modified":"2011-02-09T16:56:17","modified_gmt":"2011-02-09T08:56:17","slug":"hair-cut-part-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=1946","title":{"rendered":"Hair Cut Part ONE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1955\" title=\"haircut1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut11-657x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"373\" height=\"581\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut11-657x1024.jpg 657w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut11-192x300.jpg 192w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut11.jpg 721w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 373px) 100vw, 373px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1948\" title=\"haircut2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut2-959x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"537\" height=\"574\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut2-959x1024.jpg 959w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut2-281x300.jpg 281w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut2.jpg 1336w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 537px) 100vw, 537px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1949\" title=\"haircut3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut3-785x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"440\" height=\"574\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut3-785x1024.jpg 785w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut3-230x300.jpg 230w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut3.jpg 934w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 440px) 100vw, 440px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1950\" title=\"haircut4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut4-939x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"526\" height=\"574\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut4-939x1024.jpg 939w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut4-275x300.jpg 275w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut4.jpg 1061w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1953\" title=\"haircut5\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut51-1011x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"566\" height=\"574\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut51-1011x1024.jpg 1011w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut51-296x300.jpg 296w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/haircut51.jpg 1183w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 566px) 100vw, 566px\" \/>That statement up there&#8217;s a lie. You could *probably* lure me into another club-bar joint if you waved free booze in my face. And promised me copious favors, hugs, and a sure ride home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That statement up there&#8217;s a lie. You could *probably* lure me into another club-bar joint if you waved free booze in my face. And promised me copious favors, hugs, and a sure ride home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[18,14,15],"class_list":["post-1946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-never-for-moneyalways-for-love","tag-ruminations","tag-shits-and-giggles","tag-true-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1946"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1957,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1946\/revisions\/1957"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}