{"id":2127,"date":"2011-04-14T13:51:40","date_gmt":"2011-04-14T05:51:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=2127"},"modified":"2011-04-14T13:51:40","modified_gmt":"2011-04-14T05:51:40","slug":"hello-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=2127","title":{"rendered":"Hello kids!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember me? Egad I&#8217;ve been away from a LONG while, and I&#8217;m truly sorry for the serious lack of updates. To make it up to you, I&#8217;d like to have another free for all. It started like this: 2 nights ago, my dear friend Alice requested that I illustrate 10 commandments for assholes;\u00c2\u00a0 being a guilt-ridden, cantankerous lady with a billion and one peeves, I happily agreed. All the same, I&#8217;d love to give you guys a shot at choosing which streaks of douchebag horror to address. Vent it all out, if you will. Much like the Illustrated Tweets exercise I had a couple of weeks ago, I&#8217;ll be illustrating these 10 commandments, and then we can look at the negativity we&#8217;ve wrought and clap gleefully! Yay!\u00c2\u00a0 I&#8217;ve already done one to get the ball rolling:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>10 ways to quit, asshole.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2134\" title=\"Regina-Bautista-cerealsaturdays-ASS1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Regina-Bautista-cerealsaturdays-ASS12-1007x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"544\" height=\"553\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Regina-Bautista-cerealsaturdays-ASS12-1007x1024.jpg 1007w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Regina-Bautista-cerealsaturdays-ASS12-295x300.jpg 295w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Regina-Bautista-cerealsaturdays-ASS12.jpg 1739w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 544px) 100vw, 544px\" \/><br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I confess, I&#8217;ve got another little tablet in the works already&#8230; but if you&#8217;ve got a good one to share, by all means, send it over!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember me? Egad I&#8217;ve been away from a LONG while, and I&#8217;m truly sorry for the serious lack of updates. To make it up to you, I&#8217;d like to have another free for all. It started like this: 2 nights ago, my dear friend Alice requested that I illustrate 10 commandments for assholes;\u00c2\u00a0 being a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,1],"tags":[22,20,14],"class_list":["post-2127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-illustration-thing","category-uncategorized","tag-illustration","tag-kulay","tag-shits-and-giggles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2135,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2127\/revisions\/2135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}