{"id":34,"date":"2009-10-14T04:02:26","date_gmt":"2009-10-13T20:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=34"},"modified":"2010-02-02T11:19:55","modified_gmt":"2010-02-02T03:19:55","slug":"34","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=34","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Gnat&#8221; is pronounced like &#8220;Nat&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought about holding out and posting this tomorrow. Pacing the goods, if you know what I mean? But, what the hell. Why not, I figured. Maybe tomorrow I&#8217;ll be able to come up with something better. Golly I hope so. Enjoy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/i387.photobucket.com\/albums\/oo316\/carrotflower\/theendoftheaffair.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" title=\"The End of the Affair\" src=\"http:\/\/i387.photobucket.com\/albums\/oo316\/carrotflower\/theendoftheaffair.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"578\" height=\"819\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought about holding out and posting this tomorrow. Pacing the goods, if you know what I mean? But, what the hell. Why not, I figured. Maybe tomorrow I&#8217;ll be able to come up with something better. Golly I hope so. Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,6],"tags":[7],"class_list":["post-34","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best-sellers","category-never-for-moneyalways-for-love","tag-dramedy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":803,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34\/revisions\/803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}