{"id":372,"date":"2009-10-29T00:13:55","date_gmt":"2009-10-29T07:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=372"},"modified":"2009-10-29T00:22:15","modified_gmt":"2009-10-29T07:22:15","slug":"pitching","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=372","title":{"rendered":"Pitch Season"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I haven&#8217;t had much time to doodle as of late&#8230; work and all. I slept at 3 last night and showed up at the office at 7. Such is advertising- the bitch.\u00c2\u00a0<em>sigh<\/em>&#8211; so here&#8217;s an indulgent little tidbit I did over lunch. I warn you; it&#8217;s not perfect:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-373\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?attachment_id=373\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-373\" title=\"IMAGE0001\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMAGE00016-580x1023.jpg\" alt=\"IMAGE0001\" width=\"371\" height=\"654\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMAGE00016-580x1023.jpg 580w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMAGE00016-170x300.jpg 170w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMAGE00016.JPG 946w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 371px) 100vw, 371px\" \/><\/a><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-374\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?attachment_id=374\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-374\" title=\"IMAGE0002\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMAGE00025-551x1024.jpg\" alt=\"IMAGE0002\" width=\"551\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMAGE00025-551x1024.jpg 551w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMAGE00025-161x300.jpg 161w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMAGE00025.JPG 1605w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 551px) 100vw, 551px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Heh.. Eng Lit fail. It ought to read: &#8220;My shoulders get clipped snugly under their armpits.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Or hell, just plain &#8220;SMOOSH.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I am sorry. I should pay more attention&#8230; all of it&#8217;s true though. Honestly, I&#8217;ve gone to work bright and early in the morning with my shoulders smelling like Rexona and Old Spice. (S<em>osi ampota! hehe) <\/em>All you shawtehs out there know what I&#8217;m talking about. Holla! Or hell, I don&#8217;t know. Maybe it&#8217;s just me. Gog I need sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I haven&#8217;t had much time to doodle as of late&#8230; work and all. I slept at 3 last night and showed up at the office at 7. Such is advertising- the bitch.\u00c2\u00a0sigh&#8211; so here&#8217;s an indulgent little tidbit I did over lunch. I warn you; it&#8217;s not perfect: Heh.. Eng Lit fail. It ought to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-never-for-moneyalways-for-love","tag-blots"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":388,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions\/388"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}