{"id":389,"date":"2009-10-29T01:07:53","date_gmt":"2009-10-29T08:07:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=389"},"modified":"2010-02-02T11:10:03","modified_gmt":"2010-02-02T03:10:03","slug":"last-tuesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=389","title":{"rendered":"Play Doh-doh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-390\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?attachment_id=390\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-390\" title=\"IMAGE0003\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMAGE00032-1024x449.jpg\" alt=\"IMAGE0003\" width=\"590\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMAGE00032-1024x449.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/IMAGE00032-300x131.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 590px) 100vw, 590px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The boyfriend has suggested a translation for the second panel. He says: &#8220;Reg, why is it like your &#8216;Doh&#8217; has moved to your hips?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">If you need me, I&#8217;ll be crying in the bathroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The boyfriend has suggested a translation for the second panel. He says: &#8220;Reg, why is it like your &#8216;Doh&#8217; has moved to your hips?&#8221; If you need me, I&#8217;ll be crying in the bathroom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[13,15],"class_list":["post-389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-never-for-moneyalways-for-love","tag-blots","tag-true-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":776,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions\/776"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}