{"id":760,"date":"2010-02-01T16:49:15","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T08:49:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=760"},"modified":"2010-02-02T11:13:53","modified_gmt":"2010-02-02T03:13:53","slug":"be-like-water-my-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=760","title":{"rendered":"Hyper Hyperbole"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMAGE0001.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-761\" title=\"IMAGE0001\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMAGE0001-953x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"610\" height=\"655\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMAGE0001-953x1024.jpg 953w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMAGE0001-279x300.jpg 279w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMAGE0002.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-762\" title=\"IMAGE0002\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMAGE0002-691x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"553\" height=\"819\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMAGE0002-691x1024.jpg 691w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/IMAGE0002-202x300.jpg 202w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 553px) 100vw, 553px\" \/><\/a>And she did. The end.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">(YO GRAMMAR NAZIS! I&#8217;M SORRY!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And she did. The end. (YO GRAMMAR NAZIS! I&#8217;M SORRY!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,6],"tags":[14,15],"class_list":["post-760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-best-sellers","category-never-for-moneyalways-for-love","tag-shits-and-giggles","tag-true-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=760"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":777,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/760\/revisions\/777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}