{"id":995,"date":"2010-03-16T01:14:48","date_gmt":"2010-03-15T17:14:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=995"},"modified":"2010-03-25T04:17:36","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T20:17:36","slug":"just-4-hours-ago-or-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/?p=995","title":{"rendered":"Just 4 hours ago or so&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">this little episode happened at the dinner table:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/gloating1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1007\" title=\"gloating\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/gloating1-668x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"534\" height=\"819\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/gloating1-668x1024.jpg 668w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/gloating1-195x300.jpg 195w, https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/gloating1.jpg 1974w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">True Story.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Dear Universe,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I promise to grow up really, really soon and properly apologize to Mix for that&#8230; up there.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&gt;&gt; Peace!\u00c2\u00a0Reg<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">PS. Noticed how the paper is yellowish this time around? I&#8217;m trying out this kind of paper&#8230; It&#8217;s not as great as I hoped it would be.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>this little episode happened at the dinner table: True Story. Dear Universe, I promise to grow up really, really soon and properly apologize to Mix for that&#8230; up there. &gt;&gt; Peace!\u00c2\u00a0Reg PS. Noticed how the paper is yellowish this time around? I&#8217;m trying out this kind of paper&#8230; It&#8217;s not as great as I hoped [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[7,14,15],"class_list":["post-995","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-never-for-moneyalways-for-love","tag-dramedy","tag-shits-and-giggles","tag-true-story"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=995"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1008,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/995\/revisions\/1008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cerealsaturdays.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}