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Hello kids!

Remember me? Egad I’ve been away from a LONG while, and I’m truly sorry for the serious lack of updates. To make it up to you, I’d like to have another free for all. It started like this: 2 nights ago, my dear friend Alice requested that I illustrate 10 commandments for assholes;  being a guilt-ridden, cantankerous lady with a billion and one peeves, I happily agreed. All the same, I’d love to give you guys a shot at choosing which streaks of douchebag horror to address. Vent it all out, if you will. Much like the Illustrated Tweets exercise I had a couple of weeks ago, I’ll be illustrating these 10 commandments, and then we can look at the negativity we’ve wrought and clap gleefully! Yay!  I’ve already done one to get the ball rolling:

10 ways to quit, asshole.

I confess, I’ve got another little tablet in the works already… but if you’ve got a good one to share, by all means, send it over!

fat ass stickers

I couldn’t decide what to say, really..

Harsh much? Well, that’s your judgment. These stickers were Inspired (and requested) by cranky pal Ping ala pet peeve #35773: people who are neither sickly nor handicapped, yet insist on inconveniencing others by riding the elevator up ONE FLOOR.

In the mean time, I’m sorry for being so absent here on cerealsaturdays. Please rest assured that projects are fervently in the works : ( Knives is really buggy. Am doing my best on my end; might resort to returning to the ol’ brush and bristol board at this rate. Happy friday, mates!