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My favorite CerealSat stories in a non-complicated, chronological order!

Hyper Hyperbole

And she did. The end. (YO GRAMMAR NAZIS! I’M SORRY!)

Just keep swimming… Just keep swimming

The rest will follow soon, gog willing. : )

WHOA YES. HELLO!

I’m back. It’s been awhile, hasn’t it? My deepest apologies. *sad sad sad face* Things have been incredibly topsy turvy as of late, and a lot has gone down. THAT, and I’ve been busy at work with pitches and deadlines zipping past like a death wish waiting to happen. It’s been a pretty nutso couple [...]

Zombieland was AWESOME

And watching it with Mihk and Giz made it all the sweeter. Aww barf. ANYWAY, this is the dinner that came after… END Yeah, I know. Pretty random, yeah?

Plain and simple.

Man… I could use one of those gooey chocolatey babies right about now. With cold milk. ARG. I’ve been meaning to talk a little more about the new year, and how I really feel about 2010. I was looking forward to opening Cereal Sat ’10 with a bang; but as you can all plainly see, [...]

So… I just went ‘splooey…

Normally I’d have a short introduction before jumping straight into the thick of things, but in this case, I’m running late for dinner with Gizmo and meh tummy’s getting angry. Could use a drink- but ANYWAY. Here we go: And you can too! Labo, tch. Don’t understand a word I’m saying? Scroll down to number [...]

Fast like Cheetah!

Posting before work falls on my head like a ton of bricks. Finally Day ONE of my Ad Congress experience is finito. Hope you like. And again, a kodak look at it: That’s me making pa-cool at the talk and then the actual book signing… In other news, I’m totally hopped up on love for [...]

Donde. Esta. La Biblioteca?

I’ve been missing in action for days, and I’m so sorry for that, ladies and gents (sad face) You would think that with ad congress over and the year steadily coming to a fold, things would slow down for the holidays, right? Sigh. If only it were so. In our desperate attempt to meet the [...]

Can’t Buy Me Love

Stay tuned to find out what Reg encountered at the END OF THE LINE (dun dun duuun!) Gog I’m such a spaz. Look, it really wasn’t that big a deal- in case you guys were wondering. I hope I haven’t built this up too much. Either way, stay sharp, lads! <3 </3

Part ONE

So, here’s part one (obviously), of how “I Met (or kind of pissed off) James Jean”. To all you grammar Nazis out there, I humbly apologize if I flutter from past to present tense without warning… I’ve yet to master the narrative. Come to think of it, I kind of do it all on the [...]